kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
  • trxyseven:

    props to calum hood and dylan sprouse for best reaction to leaked nudes

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    missespeon:

    my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

    me: but its dark and scary

    paulmccartneysfacebook:

ringogangstarr:

 


goats-4-everyone:

babygoatsandfriends:

marthaachloe:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 


This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) The poor thing just wants a friend. The puppies are the abusive ones neglecting it of friendship with their misunderstanding of the mysterious world of goats and their social behaviors.



paul, the goats were just trying to be friends with you, not overthrow you

this changes my entire childhood

    paulmccartneysfacebook:

    ringogangstarr:

     

    goats-4-everyone:

    babygoatsandfriends:

    marthaachloe:

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 

    This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) The poor thing just wants a friend. The puppies are the abusive ones neglecting it of friendship with their misunderstanding of the mysterious world of goats and their social behaviors.

    paul, the goats were just trying to be friends with you, not overthrow you

    this changes my entire childhood

    kanyes-wife:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

'lol what can you do'

    kanyes-wife:

    ecofrat:

    me gettin stabbed as usual

    'lol what can you do'

    senor-cactuar:

    the avengers?

    how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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    actuates:

    HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
    1. Get the ball
    2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
    3. Run.

    05px:

    math

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    tetraghostfan:

    *wakes up* what the fuck